Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling card game and global phenomenon is looking for a new CEO, according to a posting they made on Craigslist yesterday. And anyone can apply! However, there are a few…rather specific job requirements. Among the various skills and requirements needed are:
– Strong public speaking skills
– Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
– Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
– Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition
– Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
– Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
– Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
– Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
– Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
– Natural born citizen of the United States
– Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
I think I know of just the guy. And as luck would have it, I hear he’s unemployed right now.
from Nerd Reactor
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